Sgt. Ammo’s Lonely Poopscoop Band

It was twenty days ago today,

Sgt. Ammo told his poopscoop’s hey 

They’ve been lacking quite a lot sleep

As poop is followed by a weep

So may I introduce to you,

The act you’ve known for all these days

Sgt. Ammo’s Lonely Poopscoop Band

We’re Sgt. Ammo’s Lonely Poopscoop Band

We hope you keep enjoying our blog

We’re Sgt. Ammo’s Lonely Poopscoop Band

We try not to make his diaper clog

Sgt. Ammo’s Lonely, Sgt. Ammo’s Lonely, Sgt. Ammo’s Lonely Poopscoop Band

It’s wondeful to write here

It’s certainly a thrill

You’re such a lovely audience

We’d like to take you home with us

We’d love to take you home

I don’t really wanna stop the blog

But I thought you might like to know

That Ammo’s on instagram

And he like you to be a fan

So let me introduce to you

The one and only “boobandpoop”

And Sgt. Ammo’s Lonely Poopscoop Band