Fresh Prince of Bad Air

Now, this is a story all about how today I got flip turned upside down. And I’d like to take a minute and lie right here, I’ll tell you all about how I started passing bad air. 

In the Ullevaal hospital born and raised, on the bed was where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ alright – shooting some airbiscuits morning and night, when a couple of docs wanted to check on my fat, they put me on a tray looking like a cat. They got one drop of blood, and that wasn’t cool – so then I passed air, proper old school.

Word.

-Ammo

Shits and giggles

Well, that was a bit of commotion. 

Someone decided placing something on my head was a good idea in order to pull me out. No idea why though, as I was quite comfortable where I was.

I got my own back later on though,  as I shat trashed the bed. Hows that for shits and giggles? Threw in a bit of sick for good measure too..


-Ammo